BOYS: take some fucking notes come on get your head in the game
there are three levels to tumblr friendships:
1. super nice messages
2. slightly wierd messages
3. messages with the entirety of bohemian rhapsody lyrics and messages at 4am saying things like “what if you woke up and u were a chicken”
If you are looking to move from level 1 to level 2 or level 2 to level 3, CONSIDER THIS YOUR INVITATION.
If u are looking to going straight to level three with me my ask is wide open
A multitude of chill dogs, for your viewing pleasure.
Sir Patrick Stewart being flawless
and James McAvoy laughing his ass off
All I see is Charles making fun of Magneto.
… Travel with me, then.
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
Someone finally said it
We Go Forward.
by Owl Turd.
THAT SHIT IS SAD AS FUCK WHAT THE HELL
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions